Help! My Tivo is on the fritz

IS that how you spell fritz? Is it more like Phrytize...definitely not. Anyways. I am bored and don't want to watch any of the basketball games today so I just decided to go on a friend finding spree on this thing. Kind of lame but hell, who I am trying to impress? Maybe I should take a shower and get my day started... Hey what are you doing for the suprebowl? I think I might rub cocoa butter all over my belly while riding a tricycle and singing "Lalala"

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