It just doesn't matter
Dude, Shaq is the coolest cat to ever play the game of basketball. I just watched "Shaquille" his reality show on ESPN sponsored by Verizon and damn man, he is so cool. I hated the Lakers, I didn't care about the Magic, and the Heat are pretty cool, thanks to Dwayne Wade, Zo, D. Jones. Seriously, how can you not like Shaq? He can play, he is funny as shit, and he just seems like a good person. Alright I gotta do it. Time to make a couple lists off the top of my skull.
Top Five Coolest Players of All Time:
1) Shaquille O'Neal
2) Wilt Chamberlain
3) Charles Barkley
4) Magic Johnson
5) I don't know... probably Michael Jordan
See these guys are all fun, kick ass all stars, but still just lovin life. I mean those top four are easy to fill but five is hard. I can't think of another guy who can just play the game and live life like it wasn't the biggest deal in the world. I mean yeah Shaq demanded to be traded, Wilt had the loser complex, Charles was kind of a bitch, Magic (nothing wrong with Magic), and Jordan quit early but damn these guys are just smooth. Untouchable on the court. And after the game ended their legend just grew. Charles is on tv and radio everyday just yuckin it up. I can't wait to see what Shaq does when his career ends. Okay another list.
Top Five "too cool for school" players of all time:
1) Allen Iverson
2) Kobe Bryant
3) Gary Payton
4) Bill Laimbeer
5) Willis Reed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, these guys all "played with heart" and all that crap (come on, who in the game doesn't) but these bitches just have that chip on their shoulder. ALlen with that pratice comment, Kobe with the BS he spreads about the Shaq trade, Gary and his constant problems with not being allowed to do what he wants in coaches systems, Bill Laimbeer just wont just shut up about his hey-day (let it go), and Willis Reed had the balls to go out to dinner with Bill Russel in the 60s and tell Russel what was wrong with his game and every other players game in the league. Too cool for school. Alright of course
Top Five Players who can just play:
1) Michael Jordan
2) Oscar Robertson
3) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4) Julius Erving
5) Larry Bird
6) Karl Malone
I had to throw Karl in there, he was amazing and just played. Okay so none of these guys can be argued with. Michael Jordan? hell yeah, Oscar? I wish I was alive when he was the man, Kareem? top scorer of all time, Dr. J, I think of Dr. J and Sly from Sly and the family stone when I think of Afros. Larry was kind of a backwoods hick (remember that ugly stauche?) but that shot was gold, and Karl never won a championship but when he played with Lakers last year is obvious that he played with one thing in mind, getting his team to the finish line.
Okay so I don't normally ramble about basketball but that Shaquille show is awesome. I hope they win it all this year. Detroit has just turned me off, Suns are done for as of tonight, and San Antonio is home of the mopers.
Dude, I am a lazy punk. I have wondered back and forth from finishing this paper I have due tomorrow, I watched the Lacrosse NCAA championship game, and watched baseball this afternoon (and I"m watching the cubs now). This has been an odd weekend. Travel, golf, baseball, being an idiot (you know what I"m talking about), and I watch the entire first season of scrubbs this weekend. SIDE NOTE, they just showed that clip of Nomar Garciapara tearing his groin again. That clip is disgusting. Alright. I gotta finish this paper kids. I love you.
Top Five Coolest Players of All Time:
1) Shaquille O'Neal
2) Wilt Chamberlain
3) Charles Barkley
4) Magic Johnson
5) I don't know... probably Michael Jordan
See these guys are all fun, kick ass all stars, but still just lovin life. I mean those top four are easy to fill but five is hard. I can't think of another guy who can just play the game and live life like it wasn't the biggest deal in the world. I mean yeah Shaq demanded to be traded, Wilt had the loser complex, Charles was kind of a bitch, Magic (nothing wrong with Magic), and Jordan quit early but damn these guys are just smooth. Untouchable on the court. And after the game ended their legend just grew. Charles is on tv and radio everyday just yuckin it up. I can't wait to see what Shaq does when his career ends. Okay another list.
Top Five "too cool for school" players of all time:
1) Allen Iverson
2) Kobe Bryant
3) Gary Payton
4) Bill Laimbeer
5) Willis Reed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, these guys all "played with heart" and all that crap (come on, who in the game doesn't) but these bitches just have that chip on their shoulder. ALlen with that pratice comment, Kobe with the BS he spreads about the Shaq trade, Gary and his constant problems with not being allowed to do what he wants in coaches systems, Bill Laimbeer just wont just shut up about his hey-day (let it go), and Willis Reed had the balls to go out to dinner with Bill Russel in the 60s and tell Russel what was wrong with his game and every other players game in the league. Too cool for school. Alright of course
Top Five Players who can just play:
1) Michael Jordan
2) Oscar Robertson
3) Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
4) Julius Erving
5) Larry Bird
6) Karl Malone
I had to throw Karl in there, he was amazing and just played. Okay so none of these guys can be argued with. Michael Jordan? hell yeah, Oscar? I wish I was alive when he was the man, Kareem? top scorer of all time, Dr. J, I think of Dr. J and Sly from Sly and the family stone when I think of Afros. Larry was kind of a backwoods hick (remember that ugly stauche?) but that shot was gold, and Karl never won a championship but when he played with Lakers last year is obvious that he played with one thing in mind, getting his team to the finish line.
Okay so I don't normally ramble about basketball but that Shaquille show is awesome. I hope they win it all this year. Detroit has just turned me off, Suns are done for as of tonight, and San Antonio is home of the mopers.
Dude, I am a lazy punk. I have wondered back and forth from finishing this paper I have due tomorrow, I watched the Lacrosse NCAA championship game, and watched baseball this afternoon (and I"m watching the cubs now). This has been an odd weekend. Travel, golf, baseball, being an idiot (you know what I"m talking about), and I watch the entire first season of scrubbs this weekend. SIDE NOTE, they just showed that clip of Nomar Garciapara tearing his groin again. That clip is disgusting. Alright. I gotta finish this paper kids. I love you.
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