I Rule!

American Geography must bow down before me. I just took this test at mentalfloss where you have 10 minutes to name the capitals of all the states. it only took me 4 minutes and 10 seconds. That's right. I own. Take it yourself and see how you do. And stay away from Google Maps you losers!

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