There Will Be Sleepiness

It is the 8th straight day of Patrick Boberg sleep drought and predictions are he wont see any relief until the weekend. Source close to the situation are reporting the embargo started as Boberg took on too heavy a workload around Wednesday last week when he started training for new responsibilities at his TV news job. Boberg experienced a minor amount of relief over the weekend; however, accepting two weekend shifts while also entertaining his parents from out of town negating small amount of excess sleep he garnered.

Our attention now turns to Patrick Boberg's attempt to weather his workload this week. As If working 4 a-m to 1 p-m each day till Thursday wasn't enough, Boberg has recently as yesterday afternoon has experienced trouble with his afternoon nap. After quickly relenting to his inability to fall asleep, Boberg stayed up through most of the afternoon watching Paul Thomas Anderson's There Will be Blood. We are told he thoroughly enjoyed the film.

Concerning his next course of action, Boberg has this to say:

"As soon as I get home I plan on collapse on my bed. An hour, maybe two. I'm not sure. I just need sleep."

Adding extra concern to the issue is the poor air quality and heat advisory in the Bay Area for the week. As always, we'll keep you updated as this story progresses.

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