Occasionally I'm up late

4p-1a. that's my shift today (tonight [this morning]). When having a sub-sub thought do you need both ending parenthesises? . . . hm . . . Anyways! Another post to pass the time. Maybe it's late or I'm going crazy but I found blog with possibly the greatest concept in the history of time: Overheard in New York. That's right, everything they post is a tidbit from a convo overheard in NYC. God that is freaking great. While reading through their crap I found something that absolutely, positively, must be shared! Submitted for your approval:

Girl #1: Did you know that there's a cheeseburger that costs a thousand dollars?
Girl #2: What is it made out of? Panda meat?

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And since I'm lifting goods why not toss this one on here (including the title they used for the piece):

Hot Chicks Can Use Anything As a Pick-Up Line

Guy #1: Thank God we cant get pregnant.
Guy #2: Yes! [Slaps high-five.]
Drunk girl: Normally I'd slap you five, but I stopped taking birth control last week... So if anyone wants to impregnate me, now is the time!

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My only beef with this page is that they don't have an RSS feed (so technically they aren't a blog...). So I can't add them to google reader. Bastards! I have to remember to visit them? uncool.

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