Spike Lee Should Shut His Face

Clint Eastwood is the greatest single person to ever step foot in hollywood. There is no ifs, ands, or buts. Why? Because He has makes balls out, great movies, when he acts he plays each part note for note, and he will tell you to shut your face in no uncertain terms.

Few people are as revered as Eastwood. Nicholson for sure, Newman maybe (but he's hasn't been as involved in the biz as Clint), Pacino but he has fallen down hardcore on the quality, Deniro but he isn't directing or stirring up the political bee hive, and I guess Hanks, but he is too young and has rolled out some stinkers in the last few years. 

When one of those guys kicks the bucket man will it be a sad day in Hollywood.  I mean Marlon Brando must have been sad for Hollywood but he has pretty much been an afterthought in the movie world for decades. When Eastwood goes down, I think people should attempt to save his DNA so we can clone him and have him making flicks far into the future. Just in idea...

Okay, so as I tie the knot on this turkey, check out just a handful of the masterful work Clint's acted, directed, or produced:
  • A Fistful of Dollars
  • Dirty Harry
  • Unforgiven
  • The Outlaw Josey Wales
  • Mystic River
  • Million Dollar Baby
I mean those are "landmarks," but God, how awesome can one guy be.

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