Another Gem

In the Spring semester of 2003 a former roommate of mine needed cash. Who did he turn to? His friends. Did they hand him the money? Nope, they had one simple request...

Pee your pants and we'll give you a few bucks.



Are you starting to get it? I have miles and miles of tape. All of it ridiculous.

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