Chilling on a Sunday with Good Will Hunting

So It's a been a good weekend. I am just chilling out, finished my homework, I figure, what the fuck I might as well watch a movie. So I bust out Good Will Hunting, I haven't watched it in like 4, maybe 5 years. I run it down, I'm in the moment and what not and than Matt Damon's character Will is interviewing with the NSA. He ends up giving them a run down on why he shouldn't work at the NSA. Here it is.
Will: Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin' "send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute, little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink seven and sevens and play slalom with the icebergs and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea-life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive so he's got to walk to the job interviews which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue-plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure I'll eliminate the middle man. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? Christ, I could be elected President.
NOW! Does that seem a little scary to anyone else? I mean this movie was made and released in 1997, 3 years before George Bush was elected to Office, 6 years before the freaking Iraq War and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon nail the shit out of him without probably even knowing he exists. Nat'l Guard? Cheap Oil? Not his kid getting shot? I used to hate Ben Affleck but it's turning around now.
Maybe The Governator isn't the smartest man alive.

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