The heat is on

The heat is on, 10.06.2k3
So I watched Back to the Future two this week and I notice some things that just didnt work. Okay you remember when Doc tells Marty that if you take the time machine and go into the past and change something it alters the future and you will never return to the same future? Well Old Biff from the future with floating cars stells the time machine and goes back to 1958 to give himself the sports almanac. Now I am not a crazy mad scientist but if went back in time and gave himself the almanac he shouldnt have been able to return to the future from where he stole the time machine return it to Marty because that future wouldnt exist anymore, infact the time machine shouldnt even exist because after Biff changed the future with giving his youngself the almanac Doc gets thrown into an insane asylum before the time machine was even invented making it a time/space paradox... SO THIS MOVIE IS (For lack of searching for a better word) FUCKED! You cant change the past and return to the same future from which you came. NO!

Another Piece of poor writing is at the very end after every thing happens and the time machine gets hit by lightning sending doc back in time to the 1800s Marty leaves the hoover board on the side of the road. What the hell is that? There is no way that he could do that, If some idiot in the 50s stumbled upon a floating skateboard what do you think would happen? Someone would figure out how it worked and there would be a revolution of technology skipping all the 60s "computers as big as a house" bullshit and the future would once again be forever changed.

One last thing, The guy who delivers the letter to Marty, you know the letter that Doc wrote him from the 1800s to tell him everything is okay and he went back in time and blah blah blah... Well wouldnt that guy after reading the letter with Marty freak out and tell everyone about the time machine and probably cause some sort of space time paradox? I mean knowing that time travel exists before the time machine exists is basically setting the future to happen ahead of itself much like the hoover board scenario.

Oh Micheal J Fox. What have you done? I used to think you were the coolest guy ever and now I realize your entire career has been a shame...my childhood is ruined. good day.

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